Tim Quote #2841
Quote from Tim in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Gracie: I'll be the princess and you be the queen.
Tim: You want me to be the queen? OK... but if I take you to the hardware store, this never happened, OK?
Gracie: Here's your crown.
Tim: My crown, huh? [female British accent] All right, Princess Gracie, we'll have ourselves a spot of tea. It's very hot. Now, don't burn yourself. After our tea, maybe we'll take the Corgis out for a walk and a wee-wee. Now, Princess Gracie, is there something you'd like to eat with your tea?
Gracie: A cookie.
Tim: You want a cookie? We only have muffins. Hold on a minute. Squire, the good princess wants a cookie! Now, what would Her Royal Figidness like to have?
Randy: How about a lobotomy?
Tim: Well, look who's here. It's the village idiot. Off with his head! Now go! Run! Get his head! Go! Go! Run!
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‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"
Quote from Randy
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
Quote from Jill
Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?