Al Quote #374
Quote from Al in An Older Woman
Tim: Shaving equipment has really come a long way over the years.
Al: That's right. Today we have a lot of things to choose from. We have double-edged, swivel head, disposable, and a wide array of electric shavers.
Tim: But for the purist, nothing beats the cut of a straight edge. Right, Al?
Al: That's right.
Tim: Look out! My thumb! Oh, my God! Just kidding. Today we're gonna show how close it shaves by shaving Al's beard. Right, Al?
Al: I don't think so, Tim. I've grown rather fond of this beard.
Tim: You call it a beard. I call it a runway for Fritos.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: The 19th century English novelist Elizabeth Gaskell said, "The wise parent nurtures the desire for independence in order to become a friend and advisor when his absolute power ceases."
Tim: If an English novelist said that, how come it's not in English?
Jill: What he means is if we expect Brad to listen to us we've got to be on his side.
Tim: But we're not on his side, honey.
Jill: Yeah, but it's reverse psychology. We have to pretend we are.
Wilson: Well, that isn't the most honest interpretation of Miss Gaskell's words.
Jill: I don't think she'll complain. She's been dead 100 years.
Tim: Show a little respect. That's Eddie Haskell's mom, right?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad?
Brad: Listen, before you guys say anything, there's something I want to tell you.
Tim: You want to register at Toys 'R' Us?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad, do you think maybe you're moving a little fast in this relationship?
Brad: We're moving fast because we really like each other.
Tim: Brad, I think the point is she is three years older than you. And, um, we're just worried that maybe you're getting in too deep.
Brad: You're three years older than Mom.
Tim: Look how deep I'm in.