Tim Quote #2774
Quote from Tim in The Old College Try
Tim: Wait, wait, wait. Quick. Pop quiz: What's the coolest car of all time?
Grant: '72 Eldorado convertible.
Tim: No.
Billy: Oh, the '67... The '67 Mustang Fastback.
Tim: Interesting, but so wrong.
Grant: '66 Karmann Ghia.
Tim: Get some help, Grant. Get some help.
Brett: '65 GTO with a 389 tri-power.
Tim: Color?
Brett: Montero red.
Tim: Montero red! So close and yet... [imitates buzzer] so definitely wrong. Palmetto blue. Palmetto blue.
Billy: Wait a minute. Are we getting graded on this?
Tim: Just you, Heidi.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: We sound like a bunch of geezers.
Harry: Well, there's a very good reason for that.
All: We are.
Wilson: You know, I'm reminded of the English novelist Anthony Powell who said, "Getting old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you never committed."
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, you want some?
Wilson: Oh, no chili for me. You know, I just got my cholesterol results. I wish my IQ was that high. Wait a second. It is.
Quote from Jill
Tim: You won't believe what happened to me today.
Jill: What?
Tim: Wayne County Community College called the set and wants me to teach a class.
Jill: How to Blow Yourself Up 101?
Tim: You know, these barbs draw blood sometimes.