Wilson Quote #352
Quote from Wilson in Losing My Religion
Randy: I didn't know you volunteered here at the hospice.
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Randy: You know, today's my first day.
Wilson: Well, it's a wonderful place. I think you're gonna get a lot of good stuff out of it.
Randy: I don't know. Ever since I got here I've been a bit nervous. I don't want to say or do the wrong thing.
Wilson: Ah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wilson: You know, Randy, I'm reminded of the Book of Sirach, which says a faithful friend is a medicine for life.
Randy: So, I should just relax and try to be supportive?
Wilson: Exactly. And if you want you can always borrow my size 52 clodhoppers. They're a great icebreaker.
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‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.