Tim Quote #2570
Quote from Tim in The Kiss and the Kiss Off
Lisa: Fire in the hold!
Tim: Boy, she's really doing a good job over there! Ow!
Heidi: I'll get the first-aid kit!
Lisa: Don't worry, Heidi. I came prepared. It's OK, everybody. It's just a surface abrasion.
Tim: Just a surface abrasion. It's OK. This is great. A tool girl that knows how to administer first aid. Pretty impressive, huh? Huh? [audience cheers, applauds]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Kiss and the Kiss Off’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: What is becoming of Al Borland? I mean, is my sensitivity being obliterated by my overwhelming masculinity?
Lisa: I don't think so, Al.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, which do you think the audience is gonna be more excited about, your primered car or the two tool girls?
Tim: Come on! Tool Time, guys watching... The primered hot rod.
Jill: You are so sweet. I love that you rather look at cars than beautiful women.
Tim: Really?
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: You know what that also means?
Jill: What?
Tim: I'd leave you in a second if I met the right Corvette.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
Tim: I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.