Tim Quote #2548
Quote from Tim in The Feminine Mistake
Jill: Look, Tim, if you don't set a good example for the boys, how are they gonna have healthy relationships with women?
Tim: 'Cause we have a healthy relationship.
Jill: Only if I "force" you to.
Tim: I can't help how I am. Men have a chromosome you women don't have. The "Y" chromosome. As in "Y" do I have to talk about the relationship?
Jill: And "Y" do I have to put up with this?
Tim: You know why? Because men are men. No matter how much you want to do it, you can't turn men into women, it can't be done. Well, it can be. But it's very expensive. And you still end up with an Adam's apple and big hands.
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‘The Feminine Mistake’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Wow, Angela does good work!
Brad: Yeah. She does, doesn't she?
Jill: I want to talk about you two.
Brad: Mom, we've already had the sex talk.
Jill: This isn't the sex talk. This is the socks talk.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Thanks to your honesty, we've now not only lost Brad, we might as well write off Mark and Randy as well.
Tim: We haven't lost anybody. Let me ask you a question. Bottom line, what do you think would happen if the boys turned out just like me?
Jill: It would be the strongest argument yet against cloning.
Tim: Hey, don't bring sheep into this.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So how does your garden grow?
Jill: Oh, it's a little heavy on the manure lately. Brad thinks it's OK to have Angela do his chores for him. Tim doesn't see anything wrong with that.
Wilson: Oh, men! No matter how much ground we feminists have gained, there is still so much work left to be done.
Jill: "We" feminists?
Wilson: Jill, I've always been a big proponent of the women's movement. You know, I spent most of the sixties with my face behind a protest sign.