Jill Quote #804
Jill: I just don't want this to be like my relationship with my parents, you know? Because I've worked so hard to be close to them.
Tim: Oh, cut it out. You're closer than any mom I know to your sons. They talk to you. Randy even talks about his girl problems with you, honey.
Jill: Yeah, he does. He does that. Brad even asks for my advice on clothes.
Tim: Mark hugs you.
Jill: Yeah. Aw, I guess they still like me some.
Tim: Oh, sure they do. You know, there's a... there's a benefit to them not being around all the time.
Tim: I'll lock the door. You bring my nuts.
Quote from Tim
Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
Quote from Tim
Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.
Quote from Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
Tim: Well, let me ask you a question. Have you ever wished that you'd married somebody as smart as you?
Jill: You think I'm smarter than you?
Jill: Well, that just shows how smart you are.
Tim: You didn't answer the question.
Jill: Do I ever wish that I married somebody else? Why would I wanna marry anybody else? You're funny, you're sexy, creative, you take chances, and you're definitely not afraid to be wrong. I'm perfectly happy being married to a man who thinks that PBS is something that women get once a month.
Tim: What I said was, "Once a month is enough for PBS." And way too much for the other thing.
Quote from Room at the Top
Jill: Yeah, well this is only about ten percent of my problems. The other 90 percent... I'm married, too. You see, my husband, he's going through this sort of midlife crisis thing, you know, "Who am I? Where am I? Should I grow a beard? Should I buy a hunting lodge?" And then... And then... And then today, Brad spilled a soda on my paper, Mark's asking for skulls, and before I knew it, I was asking my husband to start construction on an office.
Dr. Breen: What's- What's wrong with your husband building you an office?
Jill: I'm married to Tim Taylor.
Dr. Breen: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor?
Jill: Yeah, and maybe you'd better switch to a tape recorder here.
Dr. Breen: I hope I have enough batteries.