Jill Quote #803
Quote from Jill in Family Unties
Tim: It seems like just yesterday that all they wanted to do was be around us.
Jill: It's going way too fast. You know, every year... l fill the attic with boxes of clothes they've outgrown that I just... can't bear to give away. It just breaks my heart.
Tim: Remember that cowboy outfit of Mark's?
Jill: Yeah. I used to have to sneak into his room at night and pry it off him so I could wash it. Do you remember those little racecar jammies of Randy's?
Tim: Remember? I looked for one in my size.
Jill: I recently found Brad's Cub Scout uniform up there. Did you know he got more merit badges than any of the other kids?
Tim: Sure he did. It didn't hurt that I was his pack leader.
Jill: You were great. On those camping trips, that was one place your fire-starting skills came in handy.
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Quote from Tim
Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
Quote from Tim
Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.