Jill Quote #801
Quote from Jill in Family Unties
Tim: Have you been here all afternoon?
Jill: No. I've been all over town. I went to the zoo, by myself, after having lunch, by myself. And then, I went to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.
Tim: By yourself.
Jill: No. With Roy Belasco.
Tim: Who's Roy Belasco?
Jill: My cab driver. Here's a picture of me and Roy, in front of Elvis's deep-fryer.
Tim: I know how you're feeling.
Jill: Oh, well... There's no way for you to imagine it until you're standing this far from Bob Dylan's third-grade report card. That's a "D" in Chorus, by the way.
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Quote from Tim
Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
Quote from Tim
Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.