Tim Quote #2526
Quote from Tim in Family Unties
Jill: I only got two days to spend with the boys, I was hoping to get an early start, but I can't get Randy and Mark out of bed.
Tim: I got a spare bug bomb. Want to smoke 'em out of there?
Jill: No. But I would like you to try to get them out of bed... a non-toxic way.
Tim: I'd like to, but I gotta get back to my fans. I got pictures to take, autographs to sign. You know, it's...
it's just not easy being me.
Jill: Try being married to you.
Tim: If only that were possible.
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Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
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Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
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Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.