Randy Quote #322
Quote from Randy in Insult to Injury
Jill: Brad, Randy, Mark, we're heading to the hospital to see Dad.
Mark: I'm bringing his Blue Angels sweatshirt.
Randy: Something he has to pull over his head. Thoughtful gift for a guy who just had shoulder surgery.
Jill: I'll help him put it on. I'm calling him, tell him we're coming.
Brad: Hey, instead of those boring family dinners, maybe we can all get together and dress Dad.
Randy: Yeah! And then tomorrow, the family bath.
Brad: There we go!
Jill: Very funny. There's no answer. He was pretty wiped out after the surgery. He's probably still sleeping.
Randy: Let's go wake him up as a family.
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‘Insult to Injury’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Never in my wildest dreams did I believe I could break Bob Vila's record.
Al: I believed in you.
Tim: Yeah?
Al: Oh, yeah. The minute I met you, I knew you could break anything.
Quote from Randy
Jill: Brad, put your napkin in your lap.
Tim: Mark, pass me the meat. Don't stick your finger in the gravy, please.
Jill: Now, we're going to go around the table and find out how everybody's doing. Randy, put something green on your plate.
Randy: I did. It's the meatloaf.
Jill: Very funny.
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Quote from The Longest Day
Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.
Quote from Say Goodnight, Gracie
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.