Tim Quote #2413
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Tim: Got my first Tool Time show dubbed in Swedish. And... our first check.
Jill: Oh.
Randy: Cool! How much did they pay you?
Tim: Well, if it's any of your business, which it's not, it's 1,500 kroners.
Brad: Wow! How much is that in American money?
Jill: $22.83.
Mark: That's it?
Tim: Well, wait until the money starts rolling in from Lapland.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?