Al Quote #323
Quote from Al in Totally Tool Time
June: Here's another gadget for the travelin' man. A satellite dish in a suitcase.
Tim: Wow! It's got the little satellite phone over there, satellite dish. You know, Al's mom has a satellite chafing dish.
Al: Well, what else do you have to show us, June?
June: This is a golf club drink dispenser. [laughs]
Al: Oh. Great for bringing along my favorite drink: golf club soda. [laughs, snorts] But be sure you have a designated driver.
Tim: You know, I hate to wedge myself between you two, but, uh, tell us about this little stocking stuffer.
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?