Al Quote #312
Quote from Al in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Randy: You guys really made this up?
Jill: No! I mean, yes. He did. Look, look, I swear. It is just a big mistake. I am so sorry, sweetheart. It's all over now.
Brad: Not unless you're just saying this so we won't be scared of Clifford.
Randy: I want to go home with Al where it's safe.
Al: Oh, now, come on, Randy. You heard your parents. There is no such person as Larry.
Tim: Yeah, come on. Listen to Al. There's no such... Larry? You mean, as in like "Halloween Larry"?
Al: Uh... No, as in Clifford, Clifford the murderer!
Randy: Halloween guy? Murderer? What difference does it make? Guys, I'm really scared here.
Tim: The difference is, Al just blew your stupid little joke.
Al: But we almost had you! [laughs] We did, didn't we? We got you guys! We didn't, we're all... Oh, man, I'm a Halloween washout. I'm a third-rate prankster.
Tim: Don't flatter yourself.
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‘I Was a Teenage Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.