Tim Quote #2249
Quote from Tim in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Tim: Guys, what do you think of my chicken?
Jill: Yeah, we're thinking of wearing these to Al's party.
Tim: Who are you?
Larry: I'm Clifford Warren. [thunderclap] He was just about to tell us about some incident that happened when he lived here.
Tim: There's no incident ever happened here. This is a normal American home filled with normal Americans.
Larry: Whatever you say. Yes, does that crazy man Wilson still live next door?
Tim: We don't know. We don't talk to our neighbors. I think it's about time you left, Mr. Clifford whatever.
Larry: Uh, before I go could I please take a look at the basement?
Randy: The basement? That's my room.
Larry: Oh. I am sorry.
Jill: Well, um, look, Clifford, it was nice to meet you. I'm sure you have other things to do.
Tim: You might try getting some sun!
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Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.