Al Quote #309
Quote from Al in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Al: Hey, look, there's an old picture of Larry.
Brad: Who's Larry?
Al: That's your dad's Halloween guy.
Randy: No, that's Clifford Warren.
Al: Well, that wasn't what he was calling himself when your dad brought him by Tool Time.
Brad: I cannot believe we just fell for this.
Randy: We're idiots.
Brad: It was all set up.
Randy: And we're idiots.
Al: Oh, I feel like I just, oh, messed up a little Halloween prank.
Randy: Just a teeny one. Mom and Dad wanted us to think there was a homicidal maniac trying to get us.
Al: [chuckling] That's a good one.
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Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.