Wilson Quote #288
Quote from Wilson in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Wilson: Clifford swore that he was innocent, but he was so appalled at the accusations that he actually went insane. And now he's locked up in a mental institution for life. [spooky music]
Randy: Uh-oh.
Brad: Clifford's out.
Randy: Yeah, he stopped by our house today. He wanted to see our basement.
Wilson: Randy, Randy, isn't your bedroom in the basement?
Randy: This is way too weird.
Wilson: That's exactly what people said at the time. Would you boys like to see a newspaper clipping I saved about the incident?
Brad: Yeah.
Wilson: Go on in the house. I'll just put the cauldron on simmer. [tastes his brew] Needs more monkey head. [gives Tim and Jill a thumbs up]
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Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.