Wilson Quote #286
Quote from Wilson in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Wilson: Head of monkey, brain of cat, eye of weasel, tail of rat, juice of mugwort, mastic, myrrh, all within the pot I stir.
Randy: What's that smell?
Wilson: Well, I'm making a mugwort-based witch's brew. You boys want a slug?
Randy: No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back on my mugwort.
Wilson: If you boys are over here to help me clean my fence you're a bit late.
Brad: Yeah, sorry we slimed you, Wilson.
Wilson: Oh, fortunately, it was a water-based slime. It hosed right off.
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Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.