Randy Quote #251
Quote from Randy in The Bud Bowl
Brad: You don't have a date tonight, right?
Randy: Why do you always assume I have no life?
Brad: Well, do you have plans?
Randy: Totally free. What's up?
Brad: Well, Angela wants you to go out with her younger sister.
Angela: You'd really like her. Her name's Jessica. And she thinks you're, like, really, really cute, and she's, like, really, really cute. Even though she takes after my dad's side of the family, which is, like, a total drag for her because they're all alcoholics and drink themselves into an early grave.
Randy: Is she anything like you?
Angela: Oh, yeah. People say we're really, like, alike.
Brad: Randy, it's your lucky day.
Angela: She'll be so disappointed if you don't go out with her, so I just wish you'd, like, think about it, 'cause it would really mean a lot to her, and would totally mean a lot to me...
Randy: OK, OK! I'll, like, totally think about it.
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‘The Bud Bowl’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Hey, Wilson. Am I losing my mind? Or do I hear crickets in the middle of winter?
Wilson: Well, you certainly do, neighbor. I brought my pet crickets out to serenade me.
Tim: Wilson, have you ever had a normal pet?
Wilson: Well, I had a marmoset once. But my ocelot ate it.
Tim: You're one odd duck, Wilson.
Wilson: I had one of those. Ocelot got it, too.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Put away the fish, get out your bowling shoes. We're going bowling and dinner with Bud and his wife tonight.
Jill: Tonight? I can't go tonight. I have that lecture for my Abnormal Psych class.
Tim: You don't have to go to that. You know what they're going to say. "There's a lot of crazy people out there and there's nothing we can do about it."
Jill: You're living proof of that.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You say that you need me by your side. And then you don't even treat me like a person. You acted like I was just one of your appendages.
Tim: Well, forgive me for thinking my career's important.
Jill: Apparently, that's all you think is important.
Tim: Oh, that's not true. Where you hit me with the bowling ball I find quite important too.
Jill: Well, that's OK. Because I think it's gonna have plenty of time to heal!