Jill Quote #660
Quote from Jill in Fear of Flying
Tim: These planes are perfectly safe. They're checked every 100 hours. They inspect the engine, the airframe.
Jill: Do they inspect the brains of the parents who sign their kids up for these classes?
Tim: Maybe. Read the brochure. I haven't read the whole thing.
Jill: Tim, there is no way that I'm gonna let Mark do this. No way.
Tim: He's finally found something he likes to do. He's got a hobby now.
Jill: No, no! Fishing is a hobby, building model planes, that's a hobby. Flying kamikaze missions over Detroit, not a hobby.
Tim: Kamikaze missions?
Jill: Yeah.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.