Jill Quote #659
Quote from Jill in Fear of Flying
Tim: Look, he'd be trained by a highly experienced instructor who's logged over 1000 hours in this plane.
Jill: I don't care if it's a million hours. It only takes ten seconds to crash.
Tim: Honey, honey, honey. We in the aviation business don't use the word "crash." It sounds so negative.
Jill: Well, honey... some of us think a plane going down in flames is kind of a negative thing.
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‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.