Harry Quote #19
Quote from Harry in The Vasectomy One
Tim: You know, this is amazing. Really amazing. You know a guy all your life and you don't know what's going on under his pants. [puts his hand on Harry's shoulder]
Harry: You know, just between you and me, there's nothing to it. You feel exactly the same as you did before. The only difference is your sex life.
Tim: What happens to it?
Harry: Any time, any place.
Tim: [laughs] Any time, any place.
Harry: You got it.
Tim: So this helped your relationship?
Harry: Well, nothing could help our relationship. But our sex life is a lot better. Well, just this morning I was getting ready to go to work, and Delores came in with curlers in her hair, and nothing else...
Tim: Harry, you've helped enough.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Vasectomy One’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I thought you were talking about the tube-tying thing.
Jill: Well, I am talking about tube-tying, except it's your tubes.
Tim: You can back up that clip ship right now.
Jill: Honey, it is much safer for a man to get a vasectomy than it is for a woman to have a tubal ligation.
Tim: Says who? The Wives with Knives Club?
Quote from Jill
Tim: A woman? You brought me here to see a woman?
Jill: I didn't know she was a woman. My gynecologist just said that Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town.
Tim: How am I supposed to talk to a woman about what's going on in manland?
Jill: Manland? Now you got a theme park between your legs?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Why don't you tell us what's involved in the procedure.
Tim: Yeah, I'm dying to hear this.
Dr. Kaplan: Well, the morning of your appointment, you'll have to shave in the area where I'll be making the incisions.
Tim: Shave? Here?
Dr. Kaplan: It's just a routine procedure.
Tim: Not in my house it's not. What do you think? I wake up, brush my teeth and shave ping and pong?
Jill: Well, you could go to a barber, but it might be a little awkward.