Harry Quote #17
Quote from Harry in The Vasectomy One
Tim: Harry, what are you doing here? Did you guys come up with another vasectomy joke?
Harry: Uh, actually we came up with 12. But that's not why I'm here. I, uh... I came by to apologize for the other day. We were a little rough on you.
Tim: Hey, no kidding. Harry, I can take a joke, OK?
Harry: Yeah. You know, Tim, lots of guys have had vasectomies, and they're just as manly as they ever were.
Tim: Oh, yeah? You name one.
Harry: Me.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Harry: Yeah. I had one five years ago.
Tim: Really? Well, at least we know it doesn't make your voice get any higher.
Harry: Actually, it did.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Vasectomy One’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I thought you were talking about the tube-tying thing.
Jill: Well, I am talking about tube-tying, except it's your tubes.
Tim: You can back up that clip ship right now.
Jill: Honey, it is much safer for a man to get a vasectomy than it is for a woman to have a tubal ligation.
Tim: Says who? The Wives with Knives Club?
Quote from Jill
Tim: A woman? You brought me here to see a woman?
Jill: I didn't know she was a woman. My gynecologist just said that Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town.
Tim: How am I supposed to talk to a woman about what's going on in manland?
Jill: Manland? Now you got a theme park between your legs?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Why don't you tell us what's involved in the procedure.
Tim: Yeah, I'm dying to hear this.
Dr. Kaplan: Well, the morning of your appointment, you'll have to shave in the area where I'll be making the incisions.
Tim: Shave? Here?
Dr. Kaplan: It's just a routine procedure.
Tim: Not in my house it's not. What do you think? I wake up, brush my teeth and shave ping and pong?
Jill: Well, you could go to a barber, but it might be a little awkward.