Tim Quote #1881
Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Ilene: [on the phone] Al?
Al: I think I have a solution for New Year's Eve that's gonna make everybody happy.
Ilene: You do?
Al: Yes. Mother rings in the New Year with us, but then we put her in a cab and have the weekend to ourselves.
Ilene: Al, you are missing the whole point. You are 37 years old. Don't you think it's time to cut the cord?
Al: Cut the cord?
Tim: Cut the cord?! Don't cut the cord. It's the only one I have that'll handle the lights!
Al: This is not about your stupid lights! My relationship is hanging in the balance!
Tim: So, the extension cord's OK?
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‘'Twas the Flight Before Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Al: You know, Ilene, I resent your attitude towards my mother. She's a wonderful, giving woman who lights up all the lives she touches.
Ilene: Oh, please! I am so sick of you putting your mother up on a pedestal!
Jill: [quietly to Tim] You got to admire him for having the strength to hoist her up there. Oh, my God! I'm turning into you.
Tim: It's kind of fun, isn't it?
Quote from Tim
Tim: We really have to get there. Is there a car-rental counter here?
Clerk: Of course. [removes the "Ticket Counter" sign and puts up a "Pilgrim Car Rental" sign] Now, what kind of car would you like? We're running a special on convertibles.
Tim: It's four degrees outside.
Clerk: Then I'd advise you to leave the top up.
Al: Could you give us a map so we could find our way to Kinross?
Clerk: No problem. I don't think the map is going to do you much good.
Al: Why not?
Clerk: The roads are closed.
Tim: Well, why are we renting a car if we can't drive it anywhere?
Clerk: I was wondering the same thing myself.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, it looks like we're going to make it home in time for Christmas, Al.
Al: The only problem is I still don't know what to do about Ilene and my mother. How can I choose between the woman who means more to me than anything, or my girlfriend?