Wilson Quote #235
Quote from Wilson in That's My Momma
Tim: What do you think?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I think that you may already know the answer.
Tim: I already have the answer?
Wilson: Yes. I'm reminded of something you told me a couple of years ago about your father.
Tim: What does my father have to do with this?
Wilson: Well, do you remember telling me that the great regret of your life is that you never got to know him very well?
Tim: Well, he died when I was 11. I didn't have the chance to get to know him.
Wilson: Well, your mom's still alive. You wanna ruin that chance with her?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘That's My Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Boy, it was awfully nice of you to invite me down for coffee. You haven't done that in a long time. Or ever.
Tim: I thought it'd give us a good chance to talk.
Al: Oh, yeah? About what?
Tim: Mothers.
Al: Oh, no. No. Oh, boy, I should've seen this one coming. You invited me down here to make fun of my mother.
Tim: No.
Al: OK, well, what's it gonna be today? More fat jokes? Oh, you've already done all those. How about her perspiration problem? Or maybe the way her jowls sway. Or how about the way the skin under her arms wobble?
Quote from Brad
Lucille: I'm taking us to our annual ice-cream breakfast at Leo's Sugar Shack.
Randy: All right.
Lucille: And what restaurant are we going to tell your parents we went to?
Brad: The Healthy Vegetable.
Lucille: Very good. And, Mark, if anybody asks, you had...
Mark: A wheat-germ omelet.
Lucille: Excellent. Brad?
Brad: I had bean turd.
Lucille: That's bean curd.
Brad: Oh. Well, they taste the same.
Quote from Tim
Mr. Leonard: Sure is pretty.
Tim: Yeah. When it's done, it'll look something like that. I'm going to go a little more retro. Just think, back in your shop class, would you ever have imagined I could build something like that?
Mr. Leonard: I was happy when you finally made an ashtray. Did you really build a hot rod, or is that a lot of bunk?
Tim: No. You never saw my other one. Yeah, I got pictures of it. [hands over his wallet] There you go.
Mr. Leonard: Oh...
Tim: Gleam in my eye to a strapping '33 Roadster.
Mr. Leonard: Yeah.
Tim: I miss that car. It was like a member of the family.
Mr. Leonard: [chuckles] Whatever happened to her?
Tim: Sold it.
Mr. Leonard: I'm glad I'm not a member of your family.