Tim Quote #1846
Quote from Tim in That's My Momma
Marty: Man, can you believe Mom winning 500 bucks in Vegas?
Tim: Mom went to Vegas?
Marty: Yeah, she went with that travel group she's in.
Tim: Mom's in a travel group?
Marty: The one she went to Ireland with.
Tim: Oh, yeah. Mom went to Ireland?
Marty: Do you ever talk to Mom?
Tim: Yeah, we talk every Sunday. We just don't waste time yakking about the small stuff.
Marty: Yeah. You only yak about the big stuff, like what she had for dinner and the weather.
Tim: Roast beef, partly cloudy.
Marty: Guess that explains why I'm her favorite.
Tim: Oh, get out. I'm closer to Mom than you'll ever be.
Marty: Oh, yeah? I guess we'll just ask her when she comes next week.
Tim: OK, Marty, we sure will. Mom's coming next week?
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‘That's My Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Boy, it was awfully nice of you to invite me down for coffee. You haven't done that in a long time. Or ever.
Tim: I thought it'd give us a good chance to talk.
Al: Oh, yeah? About what?
Tim: Mothers.
Al: Oh, no. No. Oh, boy, I should've seen this one coming. You invited me down here to make fun of my mother.
Tim: No.
Al: OK, well, what's it gonna be today? More fat jokes? Oh, you've already done all those. How about her perspiration problem? Or maybe the way her jowls sway. Or how about the way the skin under her arms wobble?
Quote from Wilson
Tim: What do you think?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I think that you may already know the answer.
Tim: I already have the answer?
Wilson: Yes. I'm reminded of something you told me a couple of years ago about your father.
Tim: What does my father have to do with this?
Wilson: Well, do you remember telling me that the great regret of your life is that you never got to know him very well?
Tim: Well, he died when I was 11. I didn't have the chance to get to know him.
Wilson: Well, your mom's still alive. You wanna ruin that chance with her?
Quote from Brad
Lucille: I'm taking us to our annual ice-cream breakfast at Leo's Sugar Shack.
Randy: All right.
Lucille: And what restaurant are we going to tell your parents we went to?
Brad: The Healthy Vegetable.
Lucille: Very good. And, Mark, if anybody asks, you had...
Mark: A wheat-germ omelet.
Lucille: Excellent. Brad?
Brad: I had bean turd.
Lucille: That's bean curd.
Brad: Oh. Well, they taste the same.