Al Quote #244
Quote from Al in Room Without a View
Brad: I just came down to get a football.
Tim: That's OK. Why don't you come over here and say hello. This is my older son, Brad Taylor.
Brad: Hi. I just want to say I think the older son deserves the basement room.
Tim: We're doing a show here, Brad.
Randy: Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter what he thinks, because he's a piece of...
Tim: Randy!
Brad: Hey! Don't give me anymore of your...
Tim: Brad! You guys are becoming a major pain in the...
Al: Tim! OK, we'll be right back after these messages from... [Brad throws something at Randy, hits Al] Would you just cut it out, you little...!
Tim: Al!
Al: Oh, OK.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Room Without a View’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Son, your new basement room. Step in.
Randy: Whoa, Dad! This is great! A boy's bunker, a lad's pad, a kid's castle...
Tim: Hey, Randy. It's my show, OK?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I'm reminded of the great Winston Churchill. He said you could take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get?
Tim: Throw in a cowboy and a policeman, you got the Village People playin' poker.
Wilson: No, Tim. What you get is the sum of their fears.
Tim: I don't understand.
Wilson: What I'm saying, Tim, if these men had been able to admit their fears, they would've realized there was no reason to be ashamed of them. [owl screeches]
Tim: Woo-hoo! That scared me.
Wilson: Oh, boy! It scared me, too.
Tim: And I'm not ashamed to admit it... although, I do have to change my pants.
Quote from Tim
Randy: That's it, Dad. I've had it. I can't live with this little dweeb anymore.
Tim: Hey, it's not that bad. A little puddle in the middle of it. You can still read the outside of it. There you go. "The Senate today was rocked by scandal as two members... [mumbles]" Talk about your yellow journalism.