Randy Quote #220
Quote from Randy in Her Cheatin' Mind
Tim: I had to stop by the bookstore.
Randy: Sorry, Dad. I got hit in the head with the puck. I just thought- I just thought you said "bookstore"! Ha!
Tim: I did say bookstore. Your mom's book discussion group is stopping by the house next week and I'm gonna read the book they're reading.
Randy: Why?
Tim: To prove I'm just as interested in reading as the next guy.
Randy: Is the next guy also reading in Dolby Stereo?
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‘Her Cheatin' Mind’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Chris: So the only character you liked was the handyman?
Tim: No. I think the hero of this fine novel would have to be the husband. [all laugh]
Chris: He was the quintessential dullard.
Tim: Well, dullard or mallard, I don't care. She was married and only her husband should be allowed near Madame's ovaries.
Quote from Tim
Jill: So, don't you have a poker game tonight?
Tim: You know, I thought I'd blow it off tonight.
Jill: What?
Tim: In the hopes of joining the book group.
Jill: Tim, to participate in this book group you have to have read Madame Bovary.
Tim: Ah, yes! Flaubert's brilliant psychological profile... of a woman in search of transcendence.
Sharon: I think that's a very astute synopsis.
Tim: Well, I've always been a very astute synopsizer.
Quote from Jill
Randy: Just got a little book to read. Tale of Two Cities.
Tim: Don't play a tape! Read the book, will ya, Randy?
Randy: I got the idea from you.
Tim: Well, don't tell your mom you got the idea from me.
Randy: Don't worry, Dad. She's not gonna find out.
Male Narrator: [on tape] A Tale Of Two Cities by Charles Dickens. "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times..."
Jill: [on tape] It's going to be the worst of times for you if you don't turn this off and go read the book! Oh, and I don't care what your father told you.
Tim: Hey, fast-forward past that thing.