Marty Quote #12

Quote from Marty in Sisters and Brothers

Marty: [enters] You idiot! You big idiot!
Tim: Stop calling me an idiot, will you, please?
Marty: Well, if you'd stop acting like an idiot, I'd stop calling you an idiot. Big fat idiot.
Tim: I heard that. All right, guys. Come in this way. Hurry up please. Watch the door.
Jill: What's going on here?
Nancy: Why are the moving men here?
Marty: I had a guy to refinish our floors, right? Tim said he had a better guy. Well, he turns out to be a bigger idiot than Tim.
Tim: No one's a bigger idiot than me.
Marty: The floors aren't gonna be dry for two days and they gotta unload the truck.
Jill: Here? In the house?
Marty: Yeah, 'cause of my brother.
Moving Man: The idiot?
Tim: Marty, I was just trying to help.
Marty: Yeah, if you wanna help, just butt out of my life, will you, you big butthead?

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 ‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes

Quote from Tim

Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."

Quote from Al

Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.

 Marty Taylor Quotes

Quote from The Naked Truth

Marty: Hey, this is gonna be great, isn't it?
Tim: Yeah.
Marty: You and me back in the same city again. Although... I don't know if I can afford a house out here.
Tim: Oh, come on, come on. We'll go look for one, maybe a little fixer-upper. And you know who can do the fixing.
Marty: I'm hoping Al.

Quote from He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible

Tim: I'm really glad you showed up.
Marty: Yeah, you missed me, huh?
Tim: No. if you hadn't shown up, Jill would still be chewing me out over this little hole. She will not fight in front of company. So as long as you're here, she won't yell at me.
Marty: Man, I wish Nancy was more like that. She doesn't care who's around. Remember she yelled at me at Uncle Henry's memorial service?
Tim: Marty, you lost the man's ashes.
Marty: I didn't lose them. I got into the convertible...
Tim: Which was your first mistake. And you're lucky I saved your butt. Do you know how many cigars I had to smoke to make one Uncle Henry?