Tim Quote #1623
Quote from Tim in Sisters and Brothers
Jill: I don't even know why I bother talking to you. Couldn't you just be supportive?
Tim: All right, all right. I know it's horrible having a sister like Carrie. From the first moment I met her, I realized she's an obnoxious woman.
Jill: Why are you attacking my sister?
Tim: I thought that's what we were doing.
Jill: [sighs] I can trash her because I'm doing it out of love. Besides, she does have a few good points, you know.
Tim: You're right. First time I met her, I thought she was a very delightful woman. She's very attractive, fun, the kids love her. She's got a good job, she's interesting...
Jill: Please don't go that far.
Tim: From now on, you tell me how far you want me to go and I'll go there.
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‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.