Tim Quote #1622
Quote from Tim in Sisters and Brothers
Jill: My sister is impossible. She's been following me all day, snapping pictures and making condescending remarks about my life. And... But the thing that really made me mad... She says the reason she's staying here a whole week is so she can observe how miserable our lives are.
Tim: It won't take a week.
Jill: You think our lives are miserable?
Tim: Of course not. I'm joking. I'm trying to cheer you up.
Jill: Well, I'm upset. It's no time to cheer me up.
Tim: Got it. I'll wait till you're in a good mood, then I'll try to cheer you up.
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‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.