Marty Quote #14
Quote from Marty in Sisters and Brothers
Nancy: Marty, I can't find Farmer Fred.
Tim: Who's Farmer Fred?
Nancy: Farmer Fred is this little stuffed toy we use to get the kids to fall asleep.
Marty: Yeah, you know, you pull his pitchfork, he makes barnyard sounds. "Moo" goes the cow and "quack, quack, quack" goes the duck, and...
Tim: Marty, I got the idea.
Nancy: You remember where you packed him?
Marty: Sure. I remember where I packed everything. Go ahead. I'll bring him right on up.
Nancy: Thanks. [exits]
Tim: [chuckles] You have no idea where you put him, do you?
Marty: No.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.