Marty Quote #14
Nancy: Marty, I can't find Farmer Fred.
Tim: Who's Farmer Fred?
Nancy: Farmer Fred is this little stuffed toy we use to get the kids to fall asleep.
Marty: Yeah, you know, you pull his pitchfork, he makes barnyard sounds. "Moo" goes the cow and "quack, quack, quack" goes the duck, and...
Tim: Marty, I got the idea.
Nancy: You remember where you packed him?
Marty: Sure. I remember where I packed everything. Go ahead. I'll bring him right on up.
Nancy: Thanks. [exits]
Tim: [chuckles] You have no idea where you put him, do you?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from The Naked Truth
Marty: Hey, this is gonna be great, isn't it?
Marty: You and me back in the same city again. Although... I don't know if I can afford a house out here.
Tim: Oh, come on, come on. We'll go look for one, maybe a little fixer-upper. And you know who can do the fixing.
Marty: I'm hoping Al.
Quote from He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
Tim: I'm really glad you showed up.
Marty: Yeah, you missed me, huh?
Tim: No. if you hadn't shown up, Jill would still be chewing me out over this little hole. She will not fight in front of company. So as long as you're here, she won't yell at me.
Marty: Man, I wish Nancy was more like that. She doesn't care who's around. Remember she yelled at me at Uncle Henry's memorial service?
Tim: Marty, you lost the man's ashes.
Marty: I didn't lose them. I got into the convertible...
Tim: Which was your first mistake. And you're lucky I saved your butt. Do you know how many cigars I had to smoke to make one Uncle Henry?