Tim Quote #1614

Quote from Tim in No, No, Godot

Tim: Sorry about you not seeing the play tonight.
George: Well, why don't you go back tomorrow?
Jill: Tomorrow?
George: Traditionally there's a matinee on Sunday. Curtain's at two.
Tim: George, could we...?
George: You could have a nice brunch.
Jill: Well, that sounds nice.
George: Then go see the play.
Jill: Sounds lovely.
George: Maybe afterwards, you stop and you get her a nice tattoo.
Tim: You know, when you put it that way, honey, there's a whole day of activity right there. Maybe a little battleship across your cleavage. I think George, you could probably do it yourself.
George: Oh, yeah. Definitely.


 ‘No, No, Godot’ Quotes

Quote from Tim

Tim: Just relax. No one's going to know you're here. It's a holding cell in Detroit. Who's gonna see you here?
George: Hey, aren't you those guys from that TV tool show?
Tim: Yes, I'm Bob Vila, this is Norm. We're back together again.
George: No. You're Tim and Al! [laughs] I used to watch you guys at Jackson State Prison. You got a lot of fans up there. [they laugh]
Tim: Hey! Hey, that's great! Lot of fans up there. We got the 18 to life demographic.

Quote from Wilson

Mark: Thank you for helping me with my school project, Wilson.
Tim: It's my pleasure, Mark.
Mark: You know, I've always been fascinated with papier-mache. You know, the name is French, but actually it was invented by the Chinese.
Mark: How do you know all this stuff?
Wilson: Mark, I have a tremendous amount of spare time.

 Tim Taylor Quotes

Quote from At Sea

Tim: I wanna talk about you and Angela.
Brad: Dad, there's nothing to talk about.
Tim: I want to talk about sex for a minute.
Brad: Dad, I don't want...
Tim: I want you to listen to me, please. Listen up. Sex is, um... It's like a car. The best idea is to keep the car in the garage for a long, long, long time. And then, somewhere in the future, the distant future, when that garage door opens... you gotta think, "car cover".

Quote from Her Cheatin' Mind

Chris: So the only character you liked was the handyman?
Tim: No. I think the hero of this fine novel would have to be the husband. [all laugh]
Chris: He was the quintessential dullard.
Tim: Well, dullard or mallard, I don't care. She was married and only her husband should be allowed near Madame's ovaries.