Wilson Quote #194
Quote from Wilson in The Naked Truth
Wilson: Well, Tim, this brings to mind the great Buddha.
Tim: A cheese.
Wilson: That's Gouda. I'm talking about Buddha. The prophet.
Tim: Ah.
Wilson: Even though I've always considered him a pretty big cheese. [chuckles] Anyway... Buddha says men are conquerors if they conquer the intoxications of temptation.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. Oh, that's... I have no idea what you just said.
Wilson: What I'm saying is, it's perfectly natural for a man to be drawn to a woman he finds attractive.
Tim: I just wish this hadn't happened. If I'm gonna walk in on a family member, it should be my brother Brian's wife.
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Jill: What was it you were trying to say?
Tim: That's our song, right there. That's our song.
Jill: "La Cucaracha" is our song?
Tim: [sings] La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Nancy: Tim and I saw each other naked.
Tim: [sings] I didn't mean to, I thought it was you, la la la la la la! Hey, everybody, come on!
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to a very special Tool Time, live from Tim's bathroom. Now here they are, those princes of porcelain, those titans of the toilet, those jokers of the john, those bad boys of the bowl, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
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Stage Manager: Hey, where are you guys going? We're on! We're on in five, four, three, two...
Heidi: Welcome back to Tool Time, with those kings of the can, those lords of the loo, those thrill-seekers of the throne, those heroes of the head, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!