Wilson Quote #194

Quote from Wilson in The Naked Truth

Wilson: Well, Tim, this brings to mind the great Buddha.
Tim: A cheese.
Wilson: That's Gouda. I'm talking about Buddha. The prophet.
Tim: Ah.
Wilson: Even though I've always considered him a pretty big cheese. [chuckles] Anyway... Buddha says men are conquerors if they conquer the intoxications of temptation.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. Oh, that's... I have no idea what you just said.
Wilson: What I'm saying is, it's perfectly natural for a man to be drawn to a woman he finds attractive.
Tim: I just wish this hadn't happened. If I'm gonna walk in on a family member, it should be my brother Brian's wife.

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Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.

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Quote from Bye Bye Birdie

Tim: I want Brad to be a good student.
Wilson: Mm-hm.
Tim: So I told him that multiplying compound fractions is a real important part of that. But, you know, between you and me, it's kinda useless information.
Wilson: Well, I don't know about that, Tim. There was a time when I thought my extensive research into ancient tribal cultures, obscure scientific data, the thoughts of great philosophers, would never come in handy. Then you moved in.

Quote from Doctor in the House

Wilson: A Ph.D.?! Tim? Aw, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill... Do you realize how many hours I had to study to get my doctorate in forgotten languages and extinct cultures? Oh, my, my, my. Sitting in that library, reading that insufferable microfilm till I thought I would practically go blind? Not to mention that to support myself, I had to volunteer as a subject for lab experiments. Oh, oh. And the thing that really irritates me about this whole thing...
Jill: Wilson!
Wilson: Oh, Jill, Jill, talk me down, talk me down.
Jill: I came out here so you'd talk me down.
Wilson: Oh, I'm sorry, Jill. I just lost control.