Jill Quote #556
Quote from Jill in The Naked Truth
Marty: I'm off to the job interview. Wish me luck.
Tim: Hey, you don't need luck. You're a Taylor.
Jill: That's right. You need directions.
Tim: That reminds me. I got a map for you out in the car. [heads to the garage]
Jill: Wrong way. Your car's out front.
Tim: Of course it is.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Naked Truth’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: What was it you were trying to say?
Tim: That's our song, right there. That's our song.
Jill: "La Cucaracha" is our song?
Tim: [sings] La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Nancy: Tim and I saw each other naked.
Tim: [sings] I didn't mean to, I thought it was you, la la la la la la! Hey, everybody, come on!
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to a very special Tool Time, live from Tim's bathroom. Now here they are, those princes of porcelain, those titans of the toilet, those jokers of the john, those bad boys of the bowl, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
Quote from Heidi
Stage Manager: Hey, where are you guys going? We're on! We're on in five, four, three, two...
Heidi: Welcome back to Tool Time, with those kings of the can, those lords of the loo, those thrill-seekers of the throne, those heroes of the head, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!