Tim Quote #1565
Quote from Tim in The Naked Truth
Jill: I can't believe you! Your first morning away from the kids. You could have slept in.
Nancy: Nope. I am determined to get my old body back.
Tim: It's back.
Nancy: I still have a few more pounds to lose.
Jill: Oh, you look great. I'd take that body in a minute.
Tim: So would l.
Jill: What does that mean?
Tim: If I had a body like that, I could wear the jogging bra I've always wanted to.
Marty: I picture you more in a strapless push-up.
Tim: Yeah? Really, Nancy, how comfortable is that bra? I mean, does it chafe? I'm so sensitive in this area...
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‘The Naked Truth’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: What was it you were trying to say?
Tim: That's our song, right there. That's our song.
Jill: "La Cucaracha" is our song?
Tim: [sings] La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Nancy: Tim and I saw each other naked.
Tim: [sings] I didn't mean to, I thought it was you, la la la la la la! Hey, everybody, come on!
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to a very special Tool Time, live from Tim's bathroom. Now here they are, those princes of porcelain, those titans of the toilet, those jokers of the john, those bad boys of the bowl, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
Quote from Heidi
Stage Manager: Hey, where are you guys going? We're on! We're on in five, four, three, two...
Heidi: Welcome back to Tool Time, with those kings of the can, those lords of the loo, those thrill-seekers of the throne, those heroes of the head, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!