Jill Quote #523
Quote from Jill in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Colonel Patterson: [to Marty's twins] Look, girls. There's General George S. Patton. He was the most powerful military leader in the world.
Randy: Phew! Speaking of powerful. I think one of those babies just dropped a bomb.
Nancy: There they are.
Colonel Patterson: Oh, they were crying, so I decided to calm 'em down by letting 'em watch Patton's invasion of North Africa.
Nancy: At home, we just put them to sleep with old tapes of Tool Time.
Jill: Whoa! Somebody's stinking up the joint over here.
Brad: Randy!
Jill: Boys? Boys, would you go upstairs for a while? I want to talk to Grandpa alone.
Mark: We're right in the middle of Patton.
Jill: Well, go upstairs and ask your grandma to act out the rest of it for you.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Night Before Chaos’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Marty: Band-Aids?
Jill: Um, upstairs, top three drawers.
Marty: Which room?
Jill: Every room.
Quote from Al
Tim: Merry Christmas. It's Yule time here on Tool Time.
Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose, cookies for its eyes, licorice for its smile.
Tim: Ah, that's a great story, Al. Unfortunately, Al's mom usually ate the snowman.
Al: One year. She used the carrot to make coleslaw.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, guys, get down here. Let's see what Grandma and Grandpa got us for Christmas.
Mark: Hear anything good?
Brad: [shakes box] No, I don't hear anything.
Brad & Randy: Clothes.