Al Quote #193
Quote from Al in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Tim: Today's Tool Time isn't about a plaid lad's Christmas. Today's Tool Time is about a man's Christmas. And nothing says Christmas to a man like a block of ice and a Binford chainsaw.
Al: That's right. And today's special Tool Time guest uses a chainsaw to make beautiful ice sculptures.
Tim: That's right. Our guest, Chas Jensen, is here for the Plymouth International Ice Sculpting Spectacular. So let's give him a warm... Wait a minute. Let's give him a cool Tool Time welcome - Chas Jensen! Welcome to Tool Time.
Chas Jensen: Thank you, Tim.
Al: Chas.
Chas Jensen: Thank you, Al.
Al: Now, rumor has it that you can actually make a Christmas tree out of this block of ice in 30 seconds.
Chas Jensen: Yes, I can. Would you like me to demonstrate?
Tim: Well, we didn't invite you on the show to sing.
Chas Jensen: OK.
Al: You know, that is fabulous. However, the presents you put under it should be waterproof. [snorts]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Night Before Chaos’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Marty: Band-Aids?
Jill: Um, upstairs, top three drawers.
Marty: Which room?
Jill: Every room.
Quote from Al
Tim: Merry Christmas. It's Yule time here on Tool Time.
Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose, cookies for its eyes, licorice for its smile.
Tim: Ah, that's a great story, Al. Unfortunately, Al's mom usually ate the snowman.
Al: One year. She used the carrot to make coleslaw.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, guys, get down here. Let's see what Grandma and Grandpa got us for Christmas.
Mark: Hear anything good?
Brad: [shakes box] No, I don't hear anything.
Brad & Randy: Clothes.