Brad: Hey, Wilson. Do you think maybe I could check out the waterfall?
Wilson: No, that's out of order. But if you boys want, you can play with my Orient Express train set.
Randy: Hey, cool. Where is it?
Wilson: Third door on the left, past the Tibetan meditation room, right before the can.

Tim: I just don't wanna lose my best friend. Who am I gonna talk to when things are bothering me?
Jill: Oh, gee, let me think. Hm? Who could you talk to?
Tim: I can't talk to you about things that are bothering me.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: 'Cause most of the time it's about you.

Wilson: It's just it's long been a dream of mine to settle in the Mindo-Nambillo forest of western Ecuador.
Tim: Western Ecuador? We all have that dream. But nobody runs off and does it.
Jill: What are you gonna do in Mindo-Nambillo?
Wilson: Well, I'm gonna live in an enchanted forest, I'm gonna renew my spirit, fill my soul, and discover my true place in the universe.
Tim: Can't you just go for the weekend?