Randy Quote #178
Quote from Randy in Quibbling Siblings
Randy: [phone rings] I'll get it.
Brad: Hey, don't bother. I'm sure it's for me. It's probably Heidi.
Randy: Yeah, she just wants to know what time she should come over to baby-sit you.
Brad: You're just jealous. [answers phone] Hello. Oh. Hi, Ashley. Oh, you loved the show?
Randy: Not as much as Brad loves Heidi.
Brad: I'm gonna pound you, you little punk. No, not you, Ashley. Um...
Randy: [sings] Brad and Heidi, sitting in a tree...
Brad: Could I call you right back?
Randy: K-i-s-s-i-n-g...
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Quibbling Siblings’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: What are we waiting for?
Randy: Well, it's gonna take a minute to boot up. I still have that old I30 chip in it. Not much power.
Tim: Are you saying this thing needs more power? Lemme open it up. I can make this thing go faster.
Randy: Well, why don't we just save you the trouble and throw it up against the wall?
Quote from Brad
Tim: I want to thank our special guest Brad Taylor, who filled Al's tool belt admirably. With a few notches left over, I might add. [Heidi stands next to Brad]
Heidi: Goodbye, everybody.
Brad: Nee you sex time. See you next time.
Tim: Bye, folks.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What we have here, honey, is a simple case of sibling rivalry.
Jill: Exactly.
Tim: Which just proves, Ms. Straight-A Student, that I might know just about as much about psychology as you do.
Jill: Oh, really? What causes sibling rivalry?
Tim: Having more than one kid.