Marty Quote #6

Quote from Marty in He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible

Marty: You're telling me things are gonna get better, right?
Tim: There's no guarantees, I'm just saying things got better for Jill and l.
Marty: But you're telling me I shouldn't leave.
Tim: Marty, I'm not gonna tell you that. I can't do this. You gotta make your own decision here.
Marty: I can't imagine my life without Nancy.
Tim: I can't imagine any other woman havin' ya.
Marty: I sure hate the idea of leaving the kids. I mean, when they're not puking and pooping, they're really cute.
Tim: They do grow out of that, you know. Help me fix the distributor on the hot rod, will you?
Marty: I'm just looking forward to the day when I can pick up one of the kids and nothing gooey shoots out at me.

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 ‘He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible’ Quotes

Quote from Tim

Tim: Well, you spend all the time you want polishing your family jewels. But that's not what we're talking about, we're talking about car finishes. As you can see, we've got several hoods out here. As a matter of fact, there's a couple of hoods backstage waiting for Al. He's apparently a little late on his flannel payment.
Al: You know, one of these days you're gonna run out of flannel jokes.
Tim: Oh, I don't think so, Al. Not with my Complete Flannel Joke Book. "Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there." "Hey, waiter, there's a fly in my flannel." "Please, take my flannel." [Al takes the book] There's also the handy wallet-size version. "How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."

Quote from Marty

Tim: I'm really glad you showed up.
Marty: Yeah, you missed me, huh?
Tim: No. if you hadn't shown up, Jill would still be chewing me out over this little hole. She will not fight in front of company. So as long as you're here, she won't yell at me.
Marty: Man, I wish Nancy was more like that. She doesn't care who's around. Remember she yelled at me at Uncle Henry's memorial service?
Tim: Marty, you lost the man's ashes.
Marty: I didn't lose them. I got into the convertible...
Tim: Which was your first mistake. And you're lucky I saved your butt. Do you know how many cigars I had to smoke to make one Uncle Henry?

 Marty Taylor Quotes

Quote from The Naked Truth

Marty: Hey, this is gonna be great, isn't it?
Tim: Yeah.
Marty: You and me back in the same city again. Although... I don't know if I can afford a house out here.
Tim: Oh, come on, come on. We'll go look for one, maybe a little fixer-upper. And you know who can do the fixing.
Marty: I'm hoping Al.

Quote from He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible

Tim: I'm really glad you showed up.
Marty: Yeah, you missed me, huh?
Tim: No. if you hadn't shown up, Jill would still be chewing me out over this little hole. She will not fight in front of company. So as long as you're here, she won't yell at me.
Marty: Man, I wish Nancy was more like that. She doesn't care who's around. Remember she yelled at me at Uncle Henry's memorial service?
Tim: Marty, you lost the man's ashes.
Marty: I didn't lose them. I got into the convertible...
Tim: Which was your first mistake. And you're lucky I saved your butt. Do you know how many cigars I had to smoke to make one Uncle Henry?