Jill Quote #464
Quote from Jill in Don't Tell Momma
Eddie: Oh, hi. Can I help you?
Jill: Oh, yeah. I'm Jill Taylor. My husband brought my station wagon here. I need to get a book out of it.
Eddie: Oh, yes. We'll be putting in a lot of overtime on your job.
Jill: Overtime? For that little thing?
Eddie: Boy, I'd like to know what you'd consider a big thing.
Jill: Oh, please. I've done way more damage than that.
Eddie: [smiles] Really? Let me give you one of my cards. And please, you feel free to call me anytime.
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‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.