Tim Quote #1279
Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Jill: Oh, hi. Did you take my car to the body shop?
Tim: Yes, I did.
Jill: Well, how does it look?
Tim: Well, I'll tell you what, can't even notice the scratch.
Jill: Good. I'll be glad to have it home again.
Tim: Uh, it's gonna take a little longer than I thought.
Jill: Oh, no. You're not gonna have 'em do a bunch of other stuff to it, are you?
Tim: No. We're just fixing what's wrong with it. When you get it back, it'll be like a whole new car.
Jill: Oh, I didn't get to see your location Tool Time, though. How'd it go?
Tim: Great. Tremendous.
Randy: Smashing.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.