Tim Quote #1253
Quote from Tim in Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
Al: Well, there are many mechanical tools used in drywalling. I like to use the Binford 6100 wet-tape banjo.
Tim: With the wet-tape banjo, you can apply your tape and mixture in one swipe, and do a rendition of "Oh, Susanna." [sings] Oh, Susanna, oh, don't you cry for me
Al: As you can see...
Tim: For I came from Alabama with a banjo on my knee
Al: I've loaded my banjo with quality premix compound, available at any hardware store. [Tim continues "playing" his banjo]
Tim: You don't have to buy it premixed. You can mix it yourself if you want. It's three parts calcium carbonate, two parts mica, a little Galliano, a little vodka, you got a Harvey Dry Wallbanger.
Al: Well, as I'm sure Tim realizes, if you are going to mix your own compound, you have to be exactly sure of its consistency.
Tim: I'll put my banjo up against anybody's.
Al: Would that be a challenge, Tim?
Tim: [slaps Al with a glove] Get ready to duel, fool.
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Tim: Well, let me ask you a question. Have you ever wished that you'd married somebody as smart as you?
Jill: You think I'm smarter than you?
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Well, that just shows how smart you are.
Tim: You didn't answer the question.
Jill: Do I ever wish that I married somebody else? Why would I wanna marry anybody else? You're funny, you're sexy, creative, you take chances, and you're definitely not afraid to be wrong. I'm perfectly happy being married to a man who thinks that PBS is something that women get once a month.
Tim: What I said was, "Once a month is enough for PBS." And way too much for the other thing.
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Tim: Why don't you go to a trade school?
Jill: Trade school?
Tim: Six months, you can be a turret lathe operator.
Jill: I don't want to be a turret lathe operator. I don't even know what that is.
Tim: That's why you go to the school. How about a certified arc welder?
Jill: Are you insane?
Tim: Diesel bus repair.
Jill: Tim, I was really excited about this idea. I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you about it, and all you can do is throw out idiotic suggestions. Why don't you just tell me to go to clown college?
Tim: They'd never take you. You're not funny enough and your feet are too small.
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Jill: Tim, I was talking to you.
Tim: Hold on a second. Maybe one of the kids got in an accident.
Jill: I thought that they were all home.
Tim: Hold on a minute. Well, most of the accidents take place in the home. [on the phone] Hey. Hey, Deke? What are you doing? Ah. Hold on a second. [to Jill] Thank God the kids are OK.