Wilson Quote #132
Quote from Wilson in Slip Sleddin' Away
Tim: Well, I'm trying to protect my young from the Vinnie McGurns of the world.
Wilson: Aha-ha. So you are encouraging Randy to act like the saiga antelope.
Tim: Yeah. Yeah, exac... What?
Wilson: The saiga antelope. They roam the Russian plains. Any invader who challenges the male's domain is met with a fight.
Tim: Arr. Russia. [sings] Where the deer and and the antelope play
Wilson: Unfortunately, the males of the species are so obsessed with running back and forth and butting heads that they barely ever eat, so that when wintertime comes they have no body fat. They starve to death.
Tim: [sings] And the sky is not cloudy all day
Wilson: See, Tim, you can't allow a challenge to make you lose sight of what is really important.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Slip Sleddin' Away’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I'm gonna run you down to the emergency room, get an x-ray for you, write a note to Mom.
Randy: Dad, I don't need to go to the emergency room.
Tim: [chuckles] That's what I usually tell Al.
Randy: Well, how does he get you to go?
Tim: I don't know. I'm usually passed out by then.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Don't worry. They'll take real good care of you here.
Randy: Is this the emergency room you come to all the time?
Tim: I don't come here all the time.
Delivery Guy: Hey, Tool Man.
Tim: Hey, buddy.
Marge: Hi, Mr. Taylor.
Buzz: Hey, Tim.
Tim: Hey, Buzz. How are those little girls...? Chanel and Cher, right?
Buzz: Good. Real good.
Tim: Hey, Laurie.
Randy: You're better known here than you are at Sears.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Brad, where's your saxophone? You have a lesson in 20 minutes.
Brad: Mom, why do I have to keep taking these stupid lessons?
Jill: Brad, sit down.
Brad: Is this gonna be another one of those "When I was a little girl" stories?
Jill: No. Will you just listen? [long pause] When I was a little person about your age... I had to take flute lessons for five years, and it wasn't always fun, but I was really glad that I stuck to it.
Brad: Why? It's not like you ever play the flute now.
Jill: Well, that's true, but I take great joy in knowing that I could if I wanted to. Besides, if you get really good at it, we could have mother/son jam sessions.
Brad: There's a dream come true.