Al Quote #94
Quote from Al in Birth of a Hot Rod
Al: Actually though, when you do sharpen these at home, it gives you a great deal of satisfaction, but it also takes an awful lot of hard work.
Tim: That's true. Which brings us to the Tool Time tip of the day. Every job has one thing in common. It must be done, and it must be done well. You know who said that, don't you?
Al: Yes, I do. I told you that last year.
Tim: You did not.
Al: Yes, I did.
Tim: No, you didn't.
Al: Yes, I did.
Tim: Did not.
Al: Did too.
Tim: Not.
Al: Did. Too.
Tim: Remember, a real man finishes any job he starts. Even if it may be tedious or have no glory. Right, Al?
Al: That's true, Tim. Took me almost a half hour to sharpen these so you could come out, file them for ten seconds and take the credit.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Birth of a Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: I tell you what. I am going to fix the stove and I will fix the ice dispenser.
Tim: You are so cute.
Jill: What? You don't think I can do it?
Tim: No, I have a lot of faith. Lot of faith in a woman who uses tool terms like "whatchamacallit," "thingamajig" and my personal favorite, "doohickey."
Quote from Wilson
Jill: What is it with men, Wilson? You know, they'll spend hours on an engine, putting up a satellite dish, but they won't take five minutes and fix a simple little doorknob.
Wilson: Well, Jill, I find your question astute and sagacious.
Tim: Give it to her, Wilson.
Jill: That's a compliment, Tim.
Wilson: See, Jill, historically, men have been drawn to the jobs that bring them attention and glory, like discovering new lands or winning wars. Women, however, have been expected to work quietly and steadily to maintain the home.
Jill: But that's a long time ago, Wilson. I mean, times are changing. Women are working, men are staying at home, both are working. Roles are reversing.
Wilson: Trenchant and perspicacious.
Tim: Now, that can't possibly be a compliment.
Wilson: I'm afraid so, Tim.
Tim: Oh, you did it to me again.
Quote from Tim
Wilson: A wise man once said, "Every job has one thing in common. It has to be done and it has to be done well."
Jill: Well, that's kinda nice.
Tim: Who said that?
Wilson: You did.
Tim: [grunts] I used to be a pretty smart fella.