Tim Quote #715

Quote from Tim in Shooting Three to Make Tutu

Jill: Now listen, I want you guys to have fun. But, Mark, this is a grown-up place and I want you to be on your best behavior. And remember, Tim, this is a grown-up place, and I want you to be on your best behavior.
Tim: We know it's a cultural event. We'll make you real proud.
Jill: All right.
Tim: Hey, lady! You in the beak! [horn blows] Nice jump! Go, swans, go! [Mark joins in] Go, swans, go! Go, swans, go!

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 ‘Shooting Three to Make Tutu’ Quotes

Quote from Al

Tim: [theme music starts] Ah! There's the theme music. You know what time that means it is.
Al: Time to hear another word from Binford about some of their fine new products.
Tim: That's right. I'd like to introduce you to Binford's small line of industrial magnets.
Al: The MiniMag 100 is perfect for picking up screws and nails. It can also pick up small tools that have carelessly been dropped behind the workbench. Perhaps the fault of a coworker.

Quote from Randy

Randy: Are you gonna call before you come home?
Jill: Why are you asking me that?
Randy: No reason.
Jill: Yeah, right. I think that you should know that I could be home at any moment. Now, Wilson is gonna be next door the whole time if you need anything. And here are the emergency numbers right here.
Randy: We know. We know. We call them all the time for Dad.

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: How much ballet have you actually seen?
Tim: Well, counting the 30 minutes I saw today, about 36 minutes, lifetime total.
Wilson: Well, then I would have to say that your opinion is based on ignorance.
Tim: You just called me ignorant?
Wilson: Well, when it comes to ballet, I guess I did. Ignorance is a breeding ground for prejudice.
Tim: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. You ask anybody. I'm not a prejudiced guy.
Wilson: Not against people. Perhaps against ideas, though. See, Tim. Anytime a man forms an opinion that's not based on facts, then he's a fool.
Tim: Oh, great, great, great. Now I'm an ignorant, prejudiced fool.
Wilson: Mm-hm.