Tim Quote #449
Quote from Tim in Heavy Meddle
Jill: Look, I know that you're not happy that things didn't go the way you planned. But more importantly, we've got two friends that we're trying to get together in there.
Tim: Not we, you. Why do you always have to fix people up?
Jill: Everybody does that.
Tim: Everybody doesn't do that. Women do that. Guys don't sit around and go, "Boy, Frank, we gotta find somebody for him. I mean, all he does is go to that great job, watch football, drink beer, and race his car on weekends. His life is just so empty."
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Heavy Meddle’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hey, why don't you and I play a little game?
Jill: What?
Tim: Let's play a little game, just you and I. Let's play.
Jill: OK. OK, all right. [Tim gestures] Three words. First word. Me. Woman. Jill. Jill, OK. Three words. Third word, third word. Hamburger. Red. Meat. Meat. Jill blank meat. Second word. [Tim pounds the burger patty] Jill dead meat.
Jill: So I guess you're kind of annoyed that nobody's working on your engine.
Tim: Well, how would you feel about it? If you planned a wedding shower for three months the night of the wedding shower, I bring these guys over to watch football?
Jill: That happened, Tim.
Tim: And you didn't like it, did you?
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, aren't human beings more important than machines?
Wilson: Well, without a doubt. Although, I am quite fond of my waffle maker.
Jill: Well, thank you. I wish you would tell that to that knucklehead I'm married to.
Wilson: Oh, he knows how I feel. He's had my waffles.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim, maybe we can get a head start on that shed over the weekend.
Tim: Ooh, no can do, Al. This weekend, after two years, I'm finally putting the soul in the beast. I'm dumping that big 350 Chevy engine in my hot rod.
Al: Really?
Tim: Yeah.
Al: Well, that would be hard to do by yourself.
Tim: That's why I got a couple of guys coming over. A little work party, a celebration of man and machine. [grunts]