Jill Quote #161
Quote from Jill in Overactive Glance
Jill: You looked at that woman.
Tim: I did not.
Jill: Yes, you did. I mean, it's no big deal, but I think you should know that we've been here less than one minute and you have already checked a woman out.
Tim: I did not look at that woman. If I did, which I didn't, I'm a people person. People walk by, I'm gonna notice.
Jill: OK, people person. What did the man look like that was with her?
Tim: Man?
Jill: Yeah. Men are people too.
Tim: Wait a minute. How do you know there was a man there? You were checking him out, weren't you?
Jill: No. They're sitting right over there. [Tim looks over] You just did it again.
Tim: I did... I was looking at the man.
Jill: OK, what was he wearing?
Tim: Wearing? A red dress.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Tim, it goes back a million years. In order for the species to survive, Stone Age man had to seek out many different women.
Tim: Kind of a ménage a Flintstone.
Wilson: You see, Tim, there's something buried deep in your collective unconscious.
Tim: Yeah, my collective unconscious, yeah.
Wilson: Oh, yes, yes, yes. You still possess ancient man's primary fantasy to seek out many different women.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jill doesn't understand that.
Wilson: Mm-hmm. Probably because a woman's primary fantasy continues to be a meaningful relationship with just one man.
Tim: Yeah, but I look at women because collectively I'm unconscious.
Wilson: In a manner of speaking, Tim.
Tim: So, it's in my nature to look at women, that means it's OK.
Wilson: It's OK if you're on the Serengeti chasing a wildebeest with a club.
Tim: But I was in a restaurant in West Bloomfield with my wife.
Wilson: Well, then I'd call it downright rude.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, it's 45 minutes to our dinner reservation, so aren't you going to take a shower?
Tim: Honey. I don't need to take a shower. I have a natural, earthy, musky scent.
Jill: Quit that!
Tim: No, really. Stick your nose right there and tell me I don't smell like a man.
Jill: Yeah, Cro-Magnon man. [Tim grunts] And I believe he was never fully erect either.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Then why were you looking at other women tonight?
Tim: Why was I looking at other women tonight?
Jill: Are you stalling?
Tim: Am I stalling?
Jill: Why do you look?
Tim: There's a couple reasons. You have your primary reason and then your secondary reason. Primary reason first, followed by...
Jill: Tim. Why?
Tim: Could you repeat that question?