Tim Quote #398
Quote from Tim in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Al: And this weekend Tim and I will be participating in the Highland Games to promote Project Literacy.
Angus: And what a time we'll have. There'll be jumping, drumming, sheepdog demonstrations, and the caber toss.
Tim: [Scottish accent] The caber toss?
Angus: Aye! It's part of the Scottish track and field. Ya grab a big log, ya hold it like this, ya get a running start, and throw it end over end, so that it lands in a straight line.
Tim: Another fine sport from the people who brought you golf.
Angus: It takes a lot of skill and strength to toss a caber.
Tim: All right, Agnes, I'm sure it does. You just take a stick and toss it.
Al: I bet our viewers would love to see you toss one.
Tim: Al, let's not get...
Angus: Come on, laddie.
Tim: OK, OK, OK, OK... I accept the challenge. Why not? I work with Al. I feel like I've been carrying deadwood for years. See you next time on Tool Time, laddies.
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Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...